June 2012
Advertising Threat
neyruto:
how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
“When you’re reminded so much of who you are by people - not a fame thing, but...”
– Peter Dinklage, Rolling Stone Interview - May 24, 2012 (via theobscurist)
friend: Oh my god I love this celebrity so much! He's so hot and - aw man. He's already 21. Ugh why are all the good men so old.
me: OH YES HE'S ONLY 35. I WANNA LICK HIM.
May 2012
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via anberlyn)
I wish people followed me for my blog not my...
captainrenner:
RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER
drink an energy drink drink at 9am, she said. It...
5 hours later: .__________________________________.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
