February 2012
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English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mere est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
That was an... eeeerrr... expensive shopping trip...
Dang it… But I haven’t had the time to go shoping for aaaaages, so I kinda deserved it. Plus there were some things I HAD to get (e.g.: black pants for work…)
So I am off to the MAC counter to have a look at...
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THE GEORGE R.R. MARTIN FORMULA
apio:
When a character hits 100 points, they’ll be killed off, crippled, imprisoned, or lose everything.
Does something noble = 70 pts
Is a Stark = 50 pts
Is a good human being = 50 pts
Is followed really closely for no apparent reason for more than two chapters = 50 pts
Looks like he/she’s going to win = 40 pts
Hasn’t had a shitty thing happen to them in more than two chapters = 40 pts
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